so you’re telling me that if I give you 1000+ dollars that I’m allowed to run around a football field while making fart noises through a horn all summer?

Where do I sign

(via xchandlr)



I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

(via trebleisnotmyforte)


cuddling is so perfect when you think about it because you get really close to someone you love and it’s like saying “hey human, theres a lot of humans in the world but you’re my human and i love you”

(Source: worldpeaces, via kachinamachine)